Anti-greeting Card - self disturb

Try not to always be the one pulling the short straw in life: give away some Anti-Greeting Cards! A hearty jolt in fashionable black for friends and foes alike. Definitely disturbing.

So you are always on the safe side with the words: ‘This message will self-disturb in two seconds’. On high-quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain, they’re perfect for giving as gifts and sending by post. With lots of room to write rotten congratulations and the sweetest bad-wishes on ink-friendly material. They’re guaranteed to shock! Envelope included.