Anti-Greeting Card - lonely and unhappy

Bellyachers, morons, wastes of space and wannabe non-virgins will be delighted to receive your (disingenuous) sympathy. No joke!

Perhaps you’ll talk them off the ledge and bring them beaming back into the real world. On high-quality 320 g premium card stock with a fancy felt grain, the Anti-Greeting Cards are perfect for giving as gifts and sending by post. With lots of room to write your rotten encouragement, congratulations and the sweetest execrations. On ink-friendly material. Every card is a one of a kind. And they even come with envelopes.