Misfortune Cat

Here to turn meows into ows.
Sometimes, no matter what you do, everything seems to go your way. Enough! This fantastically forsaken feline is a Misfortune Cookies' original, and is here to pile on enough misery that you'll be ready to call it a day while having breakfast.  

It's high time you gave your life the direction it deserves – down and out.

A single wave back and you're doomed forever!
Fate finally catches up with you – right in the comfort of you own home.
This kitty knows all about tough breaks!

Height 14 cm; requires two AAA batteries (Not included!)