Horrible Holidays - Anti Advent Calender
You hate to see it: Ol’ Saint Nick’s decadent habit of binging on crunchy cookies has finally caught up to him. 24 original, jet black misfortune cookies by Pechkeks proved to be more than the old man bargained for. He’s now lying deep in a coHOHOma—and during advent no less!
Is there anyone who wouldn’t feel bad for Saint Nicked Up? Well, you would! You may hate to say it, but you’re just fine with fate taking the tubby toy lugger out of commission. First, you’ve had it up to here with all the fake kitschy goodness and endless Christmas carols and second, you REALLY want all the damn cookies. You are in luck, my fiend! Free Saint Nick every day from the mischievous curses, cutting insults and bleak tidings of the future that have taken their toll. Inside each ail and woe is a bleakly packaged, decadently delicious black misfortune cookie by Pechkeks waiting for you.
Give yourself, your ghastly friends and insufferable relatives a healthy dose of dark humor each and every day. It’s the perfect remedy for the worst time of the year! And who knows: After 24 days of removing cookies from his comatose body, he may just spring back into action just in time to give you and your inner Grinch what it needs: a pair of self-knitted socks. If you get anything at all, that is.
With an extra special dark surprise lurking for you on the 24th!
With attached arms, legs and head, incredible height of 120 cm!
WHEAT FLOUR, sugar, glucose syrup, emulsifying agent: SOYA LECITHINS , colour: vegetable carbon, sunflower oil, flavouring, salt, raising agent: sodium bicarbonate.
Store in a cool, dry place. Made in Germany
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